| “the truth is not allus tru” |
(comment by a potential political leader) |
| “no vose for him from me” |
(decision-making on election day) |
| “in my mine, she is bess for the job” |
(selecting your candidate) |
| “We red a storey about Donkey Hotey. His friend was Sauncho Pizza.” |
| “Some like it hot. I jes like it.” |
| “I had a nutter thing to say but time was up.” |
| “sacy crose” |
(straw-stuffed humans in garden plots) |
| “a gen” |
(We ate cake and then we ate "a gen.") |
| “srowronding” |
(encircling) |
| “cichin” |
(where meals are prepared) |
| “weac” |
(as in not strong) |
| “coteg” |
(a small house at the lake) |
| “davigin” |
(now that we have mastered multiplication) |
| “read sorch” |
(looking up information in the library or on the internet) |
| “willn’t” |
(following the rules for contractions) |
| “Materuakakt” |
(in point of truth) |
| “everyones and a wiel” |
(every so often) |
| “hollow intiar life” |
(complete lifespan) |
| “fiskstion” |
(not a true story) |
| “80HD” |
(Attention Deficit Disorder) |
| “haphto” |
(must do) |
| “uprisheate” |
(we “value” your kindness) |
| “nose a giy” |
(acquainted with a male person) |
| “croshaed” |
(making a baby blanket) |
| “dome resens” |
(less than intelligent evidence) |
| “nolag” |
(learning yields this) |
| “aqetmint” |
(hardware devices) |
| “reckinind” |
(to give a positive review) |
| “daily-by-daily” |
(day-by-day) |
| “the Pope lives in a vacuum” |
(the Pope lives in a Vatican) |
| “bloe the wisil” |
(blow the whistle) |
| “a pingwen in a tuchsido” |
(a penguin in a tuxedo) |
| “egzastead” |
(as in very tired) |
| “toldle osm” |
(valley girl talk for “great!”) |
| “whole tail” |
(overnight lodging) |
| “ice step results” |
(Indiana test scores) |
| “in cholasyl truble“ |
(as in a “huge fix”) |
| “ an adarubal prensas” |
(cute royalty) |
| “selping bute” |
(a kiss to awaken her) |
| “it was ofal, jist ofal” |
(. . .the worst of times) |
